Lucystoners

	  		 
 
Em                       Cmaj7   
We were talking ticket slump  
                   Am                  D 
We'd try to put our finger on it  
Em                   Cmaj7        Am 
Quantify the undoing of each little step  
                      D 
And its just a lack of press  
                Em                               Cmaj7 
And the refrigerator down at the boys club  
              Am                     D 
With its little magnets of poetry  
                                    Em           Cmaj7                        Am                             
And they've found one hundred different ways to say blow me  
                Am 
Ah yeah blow me now  
 
Em 
Janny Wenner Janny Wenner  
Aadd9 
Rolling Stone's most fearless leader  
Em 
Gave the boys what they deserve  
Aadd9 
But with the girls he lost his nerve  
Em 
Whoo hoo now  
Aadd9 
Hoo  
 
              Em 
In every post punk bar  
                Cmaj7  
There's a dressing room wall  
                  Am 
Where the rockboy band  
           D 
Will make its mark  
    Em                                         Cmaj7 
A hundred different pictures of private parts  
                  Am  (stop) 
And some girl going down  
 
 
 
                           Em                   Cmaj7 
And there's that faggot bashing poetry  
              Am                          D 
But the boys are just saying love me please  
          Em                     Cmaj7 
With every hate filled phrase  
                Am 
They just give it away  
                       Am 
Ah boys you give yourself away  
 
                  Em 
You know Janny Wenner Janny Wenner  
Aadd9 
Rolling Stone's most fearless leader  
 Em      
Gave the boys what they deserve  
         Aadd9 
But with the girls he lost his nerve  
 
Em 
Whoo hoo now  
Aadd9 
Hoo ooh ooh ooh  
Em 
Yeah whoo hoo now  
Aadd9                                               Em    A 
Hoo ooh ooh ooh          
 
             Em                Cmaj7 
Testing 1 2 3 in the marketplace  
               Am                 D 
But its a demographic based disgrace  
            Em                        Cmaj7 
And a stupid secret white boy handshake  
                  Am                D 
That we'll never be part of  
                    Em                    Cmaj7 
So when its dj blow and the morning show  
                   Am                               D    
I give you one hundred reasons to just say no  
                   Em         Cmaj7         Am   
And I said come on girls lets go right now  
                   Am 
Oh girls lets go right now  
               Em 
Oh cause lucystoners don't need boners  
Aadd9 
Ain't no man could ever own her  
Em                                                     Aadd9 
With the boys she had the nerve to give the girls what they deserve  
 
Em 
Lucystoners don't need boners  
Aadd9 
Ain't no man that'd ever own her  
Em 
With the boys she had the nerve  
Aadd9 
Gonna give the girls what they deserve  
 
Em 
Ah whoo hoo  
Aadd9 
Ooh ooh ooh ooh  
Em 
Yeah Whoo hoo now  
Aadd9 
Ooh  
 
          Em 
I said lucystoners don't need boners  
                                                      (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
Aadd9 
Whoo ooh ooh ooh ooh  
                                        (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
 Em 
Lucy stoners don't need boners  
                                               (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
Aadd9 
Whoo ooh ooh ooh  
                              (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
Em 
Ah whoo  
               (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
 
Aadd9 
Yeah  Whoo 
          (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
           
 
Em 
Lucystoners don't need boners 
Aadd9 
Lucystoners don't need boners  (repeat these 2 lines lots) 
 
 
No Chord 
Lucystoners don't need boners 
No Chord 
Lucystoners don't need boners