Bm G You got 99 problems, I got 80 proof mixed in D A Bm seven different drinks to forget about you G D A And that's what I'm gonna do Bm G It only took six months and five whole weeks D A Bm I swear to God, 40 ounces never felt so free G D A So free of your memory Em D/F# G 'Cause it's three strikes, you're out in this two player game. Em D/F# G A And girl I think we're one in the same. G D If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would A Bm A drink you all the time. G D A Bm A I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah G D A -Bm-A But you'd rather be a bitch to me Em D/F# G A So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey (Instrumental) Bm - G - D - A-A/C# (x42220) Bm G I got a big hunch that you don't give a shit D A Bm and I've been kickin' myself for not realizing it. G D A But all that's over now. Bm G 'Cause I got my good friends, Jack and Jim. D A Bm And they don't got a single problem with the way that I am G D A and they're dying to hear me out. Em D/F# G 'Cause it's three strikes, you're out in this two player game. Em D/F# G - A And girl you know I've won either way. G D If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would A Bm A drink you all the time. G D A Bm A I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah G D A -Bm-A But you'd rather be a bitch to me Em D/F# G A So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey G D A You keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey G D A G - C You keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey G D If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would A Bm A drink you all the time. G D A Bm A I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah G D Drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would A Bm A drink you all the time. G D A Bm A I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah G D A -Bm-A But you'd rather be a bitch to me G D A -Bm-A But you'd rather be a bitch to me Em D/F# G A So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey (Instrumental) Bm - G - D - A-A/C# (x42220) Em D/F# G A So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey