The Men That Drive Me Places

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Howard drives a minivan with the cruise ships from Ft. Lauderdale 
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And it's been that way since 1994 
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Does his business on a flip phone with the most obnoxious ringtone 
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I didn't ask but I can tell he's from New York 
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And he spoke proudly of his daughter and that this fall she'd be in college  
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And that he always wished he'd gotten his degree 
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You can tell he came from nothing, built a future out of hustling 
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And somehow I'm the one you people pay to see 

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Oh isn't that just the way it goes 
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You're dealt a good hand and you get celebrated 
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Oh how am I the only one who knows  
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I'm half the man of the men who drive me places 

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Danny showed up early fifteen minutes till five thirty 
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Making sure that I'd be on my morning flight 
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He said he'd love to fix computers, but that he can't until he's fluent 
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So he spends his driving money taking class at night 
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He wore a neatly ironed dress shirt and he helps his kids with homework 
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And deep inside I couldn't help but ask myself 
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Why that at night I'm up on stage, everybody knows my name 
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While Danny's early picking up somebody else 

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Oh isn't that just the way it goes 
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You're dealt a good hand and you get celebrated 
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Oh how am I the only one who knows  
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I'm half the man of the men that drive me places 

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And now everything's not given, I work hard to make my living 
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But I'll give credit where I think credits due 
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Maybe you got dealt a good hand 
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Maybe you play it the best that you can 
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But I don't know how far you'd walk without those cards 
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In Howard and Danny's working shoes 

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But that's just the way it goes 
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You're dealt a good hand and you get celebrated 
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Oh how am I the only one who knows  
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I'm half the man of the men that drive me places