The More I Drink

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He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' a regular Coke 
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We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes 
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We all said man what happened to you, why can't you just have a few 
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He said I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't 

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'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink 
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Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine 
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I get loud, and I get proud, and it gets worse 
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Well if I have one, I have thirteen, no there ain't no in-between 
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'Cause the more I drink, hmm, the more I drink
 


A couple of cold ones and somebody hands me a shot 
Hell even bucktooth and bowlegged women start lookin' hot 
And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette 
Once I get on a roll, there ain't no tellin' where I'll stop 

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'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink 
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And I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine 
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I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse 
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Yeah if I have one I'll have thirteen, now there ain't no in-between 
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'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yeah yeah
 


D  F#7  G   D                                   A7 
            Mmm that's what I'm talkin' about 

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Man if I have one, I'll have thirteen 
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Then they can't get me off the kareokee machine 
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The more I drink, the more I drink 
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Yeah the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink 


OUTRO: D  A7  D