Break Up On Christmas

	  		
Intro 

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Verse 1:

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 You tiptoed down the stairs at 7:35 
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 I knew exactly what was running through your mind 
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 Right there beside the tree, under the mistletoe 
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 You said it's over and I hit the road 


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Why did we have to break up on Christmas? 
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Why did we have to wait all damn year? 
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I could've crossed off all of your wishlist 
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Saved me a whole lot of money and tears 
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That necklace for your mom 
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Golf clubs for your dad 
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BarkBox for your dog 
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Now, that one's not so bad (Bad) 
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I could've put the mall out of business 
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If we didn't wait to break up on Christmas 


Verse 2:

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 If it was Halloween, hell, even July 4th 
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 Out in the pouring rain or love-drunk on your porch 
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 I would've been just fine, okay, fine's not the word 
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 But on the 25th, it sure does hurt 


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Why did we have to break up on Christmas? 
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Why did we have to wait all damn year? 
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I could've crossed off all of your wishlist 
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Saved me a whole lot of money and tears 
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That necklace for your mom 
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Golf clubs for your dad 
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BarkBox for your dog 
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Now, that one's not so bad (Bad) 
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I could've put the mall out of business 
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If we didn't wait to break up on Christmas 


Interlude 

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Yeah, yeah 
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo 
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo 
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo 

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Jingle bells, jingle bells 
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Jingle all the way 
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Why'd you have to go and wreck my favorite holiday? 

Hey 


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Why did we have to break up on Christmas? 
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Why did we have to wait all damn year? 
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I could've crossed off all of your wishlist 
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Saved me a whole lot of money and tears 
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That necklace for your mom 
                    F 
Golf clubs for your dad 
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BarkBox for your dog 
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Now, that one's not so bad (Bad) 
C                              F 
I could've put the mall out of business 
   G                             C 
If we didn't wait to break up on Christmas