Gaston

	  		
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( A ) 

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Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston, looking so down in the dumps 
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Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston! Even when taking your lumps 
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There's no man in town as admired as you, you're everyone's favorite guy 
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Everyone's awed and inspired by you, and it's not very hard to see why 

( B ) 

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No one's slick as Gaston, No one's quick as Gaston 
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No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston 
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For there's no man in town half as manly perfect, a pure paragon! 
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You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley 
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And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on 

( C ) 

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Who plays darts like Gaston?, Who breaks hearts like Gaston? 
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Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston? 
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As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! 
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My, what a guy, that Gaston! 

( D ) 

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I needed encouragement, thank you, LeFou 
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Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you!   Too much? ...Yep 

( E ) 

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No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston 
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In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston 
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When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver and beasts of the field say a prayer 
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First, I carefully aim for the liver, then I shoot from behind 
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Is that fair? I don't care 

( F ) 

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No one hits like Gaston, Matches wits like Gaston 
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In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston 
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I'm especially good at expectorating! (Spits)   Ten points for Gaston! 

Ponte 

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When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large 
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And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs 
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So I'm roughly the size of a bar…ge! 

( G ) 

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Who has brains like Gaston? Entertains like Gaston? 
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Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston? 
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I use antlers in all of my decorating 

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Say it again 
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Who's a man among men? 
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Who's the super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? 
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Ask his fans and his five hangers-on 
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There's just one guy in town, who's got all of it down 

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And his name's G-A-S...T...I believe there's another T 
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate 
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And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before 

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Gaston!