Free Pizza For Life

	  		
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I'm gonna write this in a book one day 
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But for now this song will have to do 
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It's about the lengths you and I were willing to go to 
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To get some free food 
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It was 1997 something I can't remember 
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I'm bad with dates 
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You and I were living in my van 
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Everything that we had we had to take 
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And the saddest song ever heard on the radio 

Was 
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Let it snow let it snow let it snow 
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Let it snow let it snow let it snow 
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It said we have no place to go 
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Let it snow let it snow let it snow 
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We didn't have any place to go 
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It snowed it snowed it snowed 

But wait 
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Lets take it back a few years 
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To the day were first met 
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I moved to Bloomington to be a bum 
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You were here on a full 
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Mathematics scholarship 

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I was from a small town 
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You were from a small town 
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We became the best of friends 

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Where our story begins 
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Is where our trouble begins 

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I never had a dime to my name 
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You liked playing games 
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A local pizza place had a deal 
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10 coupons got a free 12inch 
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Well heres what we did 
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You see the college kids 
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They never cut the coupons out 
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Wed dig through the trash and find them 
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A few nights work put pizza in our mouths 

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We started to wonder where the coupons went 
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After people turned them in 
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So we looked in their dumpster and what did we find 
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We found 140 of them 

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Sooner then later we started making our own 
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When kinkos got the red copy machine 
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One day they busted me 
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The manager said "we don't take photocopies" 

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So I jumped into the car 
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Told the driver to drive 
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As we sped off into the night we yelled 

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Free Pizza For Life 
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Free Pizza for Life 
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Free Pizza For Life 
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Free Pizza For Life 

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A few years later you dropped outta school 
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We both spent a few months in our home town 
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We've both been down and out 
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But we were doing our best to get back up now 

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One night we were sleeping in my van 
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It was fourteen degrees below 
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I woke up because I heard something crack 
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You said it was your foot frozen to the window 

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Our desperation drove us to dishonesty 
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We were criminals distinctive and vile 
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Declared most of the world to be our enemy 

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We stole checkbooks 
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And credit cards 
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Signed signatures that were not ours 
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Slice after slice we ate 
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Pizza every night 
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We always shared it with our friends 
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Gave the driver a mighty tip 
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In our simple minds we had 
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A slice of a paradise 

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But I guess we took it a little too far 
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Cause you ended up doing some time 
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When they slammed the door to your cell 
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I swear I heard you yell 

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Free Pizza For Life 
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Free Pizza For Life 
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Free Pizza For Life 
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Free Pizza For Life 

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On the night that we bailed you out of jail 
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It was 2 weeks later you looked scared and pale 
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To celebrate setting you free 
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We ordered some pizza 
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And paid with forgery 

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Cause when they knock you down 
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You can't stay on the ground 
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You gotta keep getting up 
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You gotta keep putting your faith in luck 
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And as we can clearly see 
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That we made some mistakes 

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For the most part I have no regrets 
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At some parts I feel a little ashamed 
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But it all worked out okay in the end 
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And I think I would do it all over again 

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Sorry your the one they caught 
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I wish it coulda been me my friend 
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I'm not saying we were wrong 
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And I'm not saying we were right 
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All I know is what we want 

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Free Pizza For Life 
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Free Pizza For Life 

Free Pizza For Life 
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Free Pizza For Life