Blue Badge Abuser

	  		A                  D       E 
A dirty rounder, a no-good fraud 
A                      D         E 
A ne'er do-well of the highest accord 
A                        F        E 
I've got the supermarket sympathy vote 
A                       D        E 
I've got a ten year old doctor's note.   
           D   E                A 
'Cos I'm a Blue,    Blue Badge abuser 
      D   E                A      F 
I'm a Blue,    Blue Badge abuser. 
A                D       E 
I park up in the pouring rain 
A                    D           E 
The space was empty; who's to complain? 
A                            F           E 
And if they did, I'd say I'm due for the op 
A                   D          E 
And sprint wilfully off to the shop. 
           D    E               A 
'Cos I'm a Blue,    Blue Badge abuser 
      D    E               A 
I'm a Blue,    Blue Badge abuser. 
F 
'Fetch my stick Margaret'. 

(instr ADE, ADE, AFE, ADE, DEA, DEA,F) 
A                D           E 
I used to favour justice and truth 
A                    D           E 
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth 
A                           F        E 
One day I know I'll have to face His wrath 
A                    D       E 
A walk in hell for a walk-in bath. 
           D   E                A 
'Cos I'm a Blue,    Blue Badge abuser 
      D    E               A 
I'm a Blue,    Blue Badge abuser. 
      D    E               A 
I'm a Blue,    Blue Badge abuser. 
      D    E               F 
I'm a Blue,    Blue Badge abuser. 
            A       F A, F A, FA 
Blue Badge abuser.