Cynics And Critics

	  		 

verse 1: 
Cm 
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands like this 
           Ab                                Bb 
Cause the rest of us are wondering what on earth we've missed. 
Cm 
If you’re happy and you know it stomp your feet real loud 
      Ab                             Bb 
The rest of could use some cheering up right now 
    Cm 
Oh please, shoot us up with something shiny and quick 
               Ab                        Bb 
We like our thrills dirt cheap and our irony thick 
    Cm                                                  
Oh whatever, never mind, we’re just crying for help 
                Ab                            Bb 
I guess we’ll heal the old fashioned way and do it ourselves 


Cm                      Ab 
Oh this is all we know, oh tragic and miserable 
Eb                        
We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say 
Bb 
We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway 
Cm                        Ab 
Oh this is all we’ve got, oh we do what we’ve been taught 
Eb 
We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say 
Bb 
We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway 


verse 2: 
Cm 
Sometimes I think we push your buttons just for fun 
              Ab                           Bb 
Sometimes I think our kind of crazy has already been done 
         Cm 
We’re a copy of a copy, everything we swore we’d not be 
           Ab                          Bb 
Yeah, the truth hurts, but it hasn’t stung enough to stop me 
     Cm 
Oh please, can’t you give us something better than this 
       Ab                               Bb 
we’ve built up a tolerance to all your veteran tricks 
              Cm 
you’re busy smiling on cue, when you don’t have a clue 
          Ab                          Bb 
we’re a mess and we know it, we want you to know too 


Cm                      Ab 
Oh this is all we know, oh tragic and miserable 
Eb                        
We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say 
Bb 
We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway 
Cm                        Ab 
Oh this is all we’ve got, oh we do what we’ve been taught 
Eb 
We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say 
Bb 
We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway 


Bridge: 
Cm 
if you’re happy and you know it then there might be something wrong with you 
Cm 
what’s the point in holding on when all of us don’t want you to 
Cm 
it’d make us feel better, knowing you’d be stuck forever 
Ab                         Bb 
sick minds stick together we can stay sick forever 

Cm                      Ab 
Oh this is all we know, oh tragic and miserable 
Eb                        
We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say 
Bb 
We’re not critics, we just hate it all 
Cm                      Ab 
Oh this is all we know, oh tragic and miserable 
Eb                        
We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say 
Bb 
We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway 
Cm                        Ab 
Oh this is all we’ve got, oh we do what we’ve been taught 
Eb 
We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say 
Bb 
We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway