Youll Never Work In Dis Bidness Again

	  		


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Intro 2 (Spoken) 
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"He told it to the monkeys and they didn't talk back, 
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then he told the old iguana and he didn't attack". 
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Verse 1:
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They told me before I started that it never ever would work out: 
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stay in school, don't be a fool, but I had to see what life was about. 

Pre-Chorus
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So, I went to Biloxi, seekin' fortune and fame, 
      C                         Cm 
I got hired, I got fired, I got called dirty names. 


       G              Em             C7          D        G 
You'll never (never), never (never), work in dis bidness again. 
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You'll never (never), no never (never), never work in dis bidness again. 


Interlude 
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Verse 2:
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I knew I needed representation and I found it one night in a bar. 
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He was a bondsman and a part-time agent and he said that he would make me a star. 


   
Pre-Chorus
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He said', "Aaaah,   you don't have to be that good to make it out in Hollywood, 
    C                          Cm 
you just have to change and complain". 


     
     G              Em             C7          D        G 
Or you'll never (never), never (never), work in dis bidness again. 
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You'll never (never), no never (never), never work in dis bidness again. 


Solo 
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Bridge:
         B7                          Em 
I parked cars at the Rainbow, I sold maps of the stars, 
         B7                           Em 
I got my nose broke in Spago's when I puked on the bar. 
    A                               D7 
And all I played's a double bar mitzvah, 
A                             D7 
Bubba played a double bar mitzvah!) 

Pre-Chorus
       G                       F                       C                   Cm 
It's a jungle out there, hell, I don't care, I'm going back to my predator friends. 


       G              Em             C7           D        G 
I will never (never), never (never), work in this bidness again. 
         G                 Em                   C7           D        G 
No, I'll never (never), no never (never), never work in this bidness again. 
       G              Em             C7           D        G 
You'll never (never), never (never), work in this bidness again. 


Outro
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"Ah, relax, where do you think you're going with dat suitcase?" 
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"I'm outta here!" "You're leaving?! Vat about my fifteen percent?" 
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"15 Percent of nothin' is nothin'!" "Young man, you leave now and you'll never" 
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"I'll never..." "You'll never..." "Work in dis..." "Bizness..." "Bidness..." 
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"AGAIN!!"