Intro: A D Fm E D A D Fm E D Well there's a man I know A D Fm E D At least I used to years ago A D Fm E D I didn't really mind A D Fm E D He used to come 'round all the time Of course he had to be fed I had to give him a bed He used to kip on my sofa They used to call him a loafer A D Fm E D A D E C F I've heard he's changed A# F A lot since then G# D# But some of his ways C# C B He just can't mend Told the other day That he'd offered to pay He didn't like his dad He earned all he ever had He didn't have no shame He was a master at his game He never showed his hand He was the bed and breakfast man He was, he was the bed and breakfast man...