There Aint No Bugs On Me

	  		

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Oh, there ain't no bugs on me 
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There ain't no bugs on me 
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There may be bugs on some of you mugs 
          G7               C 
But there ain't no bugs on me 

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Well, the Juney bug comes in the month of June 
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The lightning bug comes in May 
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Bed bug comes just any old time 
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But, they're not going to stay 

 
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Well, a bull frog sittin' on a lily pad 
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Looking up at the sky 
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The lily pad broke and the frog fell in 
        G7              C 
He got water all in his eye...ball 



    C            C 
Mosquito he fly high 
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Mosquito he fly low 
   G7            G7    
If old mosquito lands on me 
   G7                   C 
He ain't a gonna fly no mo' 

 

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A peanut sittin' on a railroad track 
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His heart was all a flutter 
  G7           G7   
Along come a choo-choo on the track 
G7                   C 
Toot! Toot! Peanut butter! 


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Well, little bugs have littler bugs 
     C               G7 
Upon their backs to bite 'em 
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And the littler bugs have still littler bugs 
    G7        C 
And so ad infinitum 

 

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As I went walking through the woods 
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Humming a tune so gaily 
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The wind come whistling through the trees 
      G7        C 
And froze my ukelele 

 

     C                      C 
Oh, there ain't no flies on me 
      C                 G7 
There ain't no flies on me 
      G7               G7   
There may be flies on some of you guys 
          G7                C 
But there ain't no flies on me 

           C                   C 
Oh, there ain't no lobsters on me 
       C                   G7 
There ain't no lobsters on me 
       G7                 G7   
There may be lobsters on some of you mobsters 
                G7                        C 
But there ain't no lobsters on me 

       C                    C 
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more no more 
   C                    G7 
It ain't gonna rain no more 
G7                    G7   
How in the heck can I wash my neck 
        G7                  C 
When it ain't gonna rain no more? 

Chorus