A Fine Romance

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A fine romance with no kisses 
  F#m7 Bm7      G  G/F# A7/13 A7 
A fine romance, my friend,   this is 
   D         D7M    D7        G  G/F# Cdim A7 
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes 
     D6                B7         G#m7      F#7  B7 
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potahtoes 
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A fine romance, you won't nestle 
  F#m7 Bm7            G   G/F# A7/13  A7 
A fine romance, you won't      wrestle 
        D       A7      D7         D9  Am7  B7 
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France! 
Em7      Fdim    F#m7   B7  Em7      A7/9-    D  
I haven't got a chance   this is a fine romance 
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A fine romance, my good woman 
   F#m7    Bm7          G   G/F# A7/13  A7 
My strong, aged  in  the  wood       woman 
        D6              B7         G#m7   F#7  B7 
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean 
    D6                   B7         G#m7 Gdim   F#7    B7 
At  least  the y flap  their  fins to express   emotion 
A7 D   Cdim          A7  Fdim 
A fine romance, with no clinches 
   F#m7 Bm7         G  G/F#  A7/13   A7 
A fine romance with no      hitches 
     D    A7       D7         D9 Am7  B7 
You never give the orchids I send a glance 
Em7     Fdim        F#m7   B7  Em7     A7/9-     D  
No, you like cactus plants   this is a fine romance