800 Pound Jesus

	  		800 POUND JESUS 
Sung By:  Sawyer Brown 
Album:  Drive Me Wild 
Transcribed by:  Sharlee Maher 
 
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I saw a garage sale Pulled up in the yard 
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Found a statue of Jesus That was 8 feet tall 
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He held out his arms And he seemed all alone 
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So I loaded him up And I drove him home 
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Out by my driveway He looks down the street 
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Long hair and sandals Made of rebar and concrete 
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I painted him white With a long purple robe 
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He's the rock of ages On a gravel road 
Chorus: 
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He's an 800 pound Jesus Standing taller then a tree 
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He's and 800 pound Jesus A bigger man then you or me 
 
I thought loosin my job Was the end of the world 
Till my best pal Ran off with my best girl 
I felt suicidal With no real friend 
So I walked outside With a rope in my hand 
Out by the statue There's a big oak tree 
So I hopped on that statue And counted to three 
I had every intention of buying the farm 
But when I jumped off he caught me in his arms 
 
I wanted to return the favor to him 
Cause I never had a more solid friend 
So I planted some flowers all around his feet 
And I bought him a flock of ceramic sheep 
 
Once again, hope it sounds as good to you as it does to me.  Any input would 
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God Bless!