Hipster Rock

	  		Intro  
G B C D  

Verse 1:

G                   B  
I could be a real heart breaker  
C                    D  
If i just had a little more self esteem  

G                   B  
I could make a great cult leader  
C                    D#    D  
If i could find some chumps to follow me  



G                         Em  
I would love to be somebody else  
C                                       D  
Cause i really don't want to have to deal with myself  
G                         Em  
Who knows maybe someday i'll try  
C                                   D             
But my plan for right now is to give up and die   

G  

G B C D  

Verse 2:
 
I could make a real smooth talker   
If i could find more smarter words to speak   
I would probably be a better singer  
If i just quit smoking so much weed   


 
I would love to be somebody else  
Cause i really don't want to have to deal with myself  
Then again neither do you, so i'm hoping we can swap skins for an hour or two  

Instrumental 
 
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G B C D  


  
I could be the life of the party  
They always said that confidence is key  
Then again i could stay at home and get high  
And just indulge in mindless fantasies