Verse
G
Yeah i lost my job today
C
And that's worth celebrating
G
Yeah i lost my job today
C
And that's worth celebrating
G
I ain't working no more
D G
So credit companies - take warning
G
I went and blew off my mortgage today
C
And that's worth celebrating
G
Yeah, i blew off my mortgage today
C
And that's worth celebrating
G D
And in 3 months they will foreclose
G
So for 3 months, and for free, I will be staying
C G
And when i go, no one will know
D
I'll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe
C G
And when i go, there won't be no trail to follow
Just a lingering sense of relief
D G
And a crap ton of empty bottles 
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G C G C
Verse
G
Yeah, i went and stole my car today
C
And that's worth celebrating
G
Yeah, i stole my car
C
And that's worth celebrating
G D
I ain't paying that interest no more
G
And this thing's steady rolling
Matter of fact, i ain't paying none of ya'll back
C G
And when i go, no one will know
D
I'll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe
C G
And when i go, there won't be no trail to follow
D
Just a lingering sense of relief
G
And a crap ton of empty bottles
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