Aenema

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Some say the end is near. 
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Some say we’ll see armageddon soon.  
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I certainly hope we will. 
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I sure could use a vacation from this 


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bull-shit three ring cirrrrcus siiiideshow of 
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Freaks here in this, hopeless fucking, hole we call LA. 
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The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. 
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Any fucking time. 
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Any fucking day. 
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Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay. 



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Fret for your figure and 

Fret for your latte and 
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Fret for your lawsuit and 

Fret for your hairpiece and 
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Fret for your prozac and 

Fret for your pilot and 
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Fret for your contract and 

Fret for your car. 


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It’s a bull-shit three ring cirrrrrcuus siiideshow of 
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freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA. 
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The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. 
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Any fucking time. 
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Any fucking day. 
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Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay. 

D 
Some say a comet will fall from the sky. 
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Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. 
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Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still. 
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Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits. 


D 
Some say the end is near. 
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Some say we’ll see armageddon soon. 
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I certainly hope we will 
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I sure could use a vacation from this 

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stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shitâ... 
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One great big festering neon distraction, 
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I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied. 
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 Learn to swim. 
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 Learn to swim. 
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 Learn to swim. Mom’s gonna fix it all soon. 
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Mom’s com in’ round to put it back the way it ought to beeeeeeeee. 

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(Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background} 


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Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. 
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Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. 

(Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background} 
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Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. 
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Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. 

(Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background} 
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Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas. 
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Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses. 

(Learn to swim. 8x) 
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Cuz I’m praying for rain 
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and I’m praying for tidal waves 
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I wanna see the ground give way. 
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I wanna watch it all go down. 
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Mom please flush it all away. 
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I wanna see it go right in and down. 
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I wanna watch it go right in. 
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Watch you flush it all awaaaaaaaaay. 

D 
Time to bring it down again. 
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Don’t just call me pessimist. 
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Try and read between the lines. 
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I can’t imagine why you wouldn't 
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Welcome any change, my friend. 
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I wanna see it come down. 
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Suck it down.  
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Suck it down.  
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Flush it down.