The Big Bang Theory

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Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,  
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Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...  
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The Earth began to cool,  
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The autotrophs began to drool,  
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Neanderthals developed tools,  
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We built a wall we built the pyramids,  
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Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,  
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That all started with the big bang!  

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"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,  
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As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.  
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A fraction of a second and the elements were made.  
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The bipeds stood up straight,  
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The dinosaurs all met their fate,  
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They tried to leap but they were late  
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And they all died they froze their asses off  
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The oceans and pangea  
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See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya  
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Set in motion by the same big bang!  
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It all started with the big BANG!  

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It's expanding ever outward but one day  
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It will cause the stars to go the other way,  
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Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt  
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Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!  

Solo:  
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Australopithecus would really have been sick of us  
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Debating out while here they're catching deer we're catching viruses  
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Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy  
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It all started with the big bang!  
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Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology  
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It all started with the big bang!  
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It all started with the big BANG!