Written by Robert Smigel
{INTRO: - Played with single strum each note.} F# Love to eat turkey G# Love to eat turkey {VERSE: - Pluck the Bass note, followed by a short upstroke.} F# G# Love to eat turkey A# G# 'Cause it's good F# G# Love to eat turkey A# G# Like a good boy should F# G# 'Cause it's turkey to eat F# G# A# C# So good Turkey for me Turkey for you Let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe Love to eat the turkey At the table I once saw a movie With Betty Grable Eat that turkey All night long Fifty million Elvis fans Can't be wrong Turkey lurkey doo and Turkey lurkey dap I eat that turkey Then I take a nap {Bridge: Strumed.} C# F# Thanksgiving is a special night C# F# Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite That's right Turkey with gravy and cranberry Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry Turkey for you and Turkey for me Can't believe Tyson Gave that girl V.D. White meat, dark meat You just can't lose I fell off my moped And I got a bruise Turkey in the oven And the buns in the toaster I'll never take down My Cheryl Tiegs poster Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother like to masturbate With baby oil Turkey and sweet potato pie Sammy Davis Jr. Only had one eye Turkey for the girls and Turkey for the boys My favorite kind of pants Are corduroys Gobble gobble goo and Gobble gobble gickel I wish turkey Only cost a nickel {OUTRO:} C# F# Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving Happy Thanks giving everybody!