Bm G
You got 99 problems, I got 80 proof mixed in
D A Bm
seven different drinks to forget about you
G D A
And that's what I'm gonna do
Bm G
It only took six months and five whole weeks
D A Bm
I swear to God, 40 ounces never felt so free
G D A
So free of your memory
Em D/F# G
'Cause it's three strikes, you're out in this two player game.
Em D/F# G A
And girl I think we're one in the same.
G D
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would
A Bm A
drink you all the time.
G D A Bm A
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah
G D A -Bm-A
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
Em D/F# G A
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
(Instrumental)
Bm - G - D - A-A/C# (x42220)
Bm G
I got a big hunch that you don't give a shit
D A Bm
and I've been kickin' myself for not realizing it.
G D A
But all that's over now.
Bm G
'Cause I got my good friends, Jack and Jim.
D A Bm
And they don't got a single problem with the way that I am
G D A
and they're dying to hear me out.
Em D/F# G
'Cause it's three strikes, you're out in this two player game.
Em D/F# G - A
And girl you know I've won either way.
G D
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would
A Bm A
drink you all the time.
G D A Bm A
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah
G D A -Bm-A
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
Em D/F# G A
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
G D A
You keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
G D A G - C
You keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
G D
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would
A Bm A
drink you all the time.
G D A Bm A
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah
G D
Drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would
A Bm A
drink you all the time.
G D A Bm A
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah
G D A -Bm-A
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
G D A -Bm-A
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
Em D/F# G A
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
(Instrumental)
Bm - G - D - A-A/C# (x42220)
Em D/F# G A
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
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