Smokey Dokey

	  		
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Back Home My Friend I have often been 
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Searching both far and near 
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Hoping day to day some might come my way 
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But in vain as it's just not here 

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Now I understand out in Amsterdam 
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All these smokers they're roaming free 
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So I left the States and the herb debates 
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So that for myself I could see... 

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verse 1 
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At the smoking venue I looked at the menu 
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To see what was on display 
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I knew quite fast I would have a blast 
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Just sampling would take all day 
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So feeling cool I pulled of a stool 
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For I had money to spare 
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At a third past four she opened the drawer 
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To show me all of the wares 


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A Euro joint is a hashish roll 
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But they have a way to make it like a cone 
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Did you know that it saves the soul 
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When that techno-crap is what sets the tone 
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Don't be hasty, enjoy the taste 
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In the absence of stems and seeds 
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Soon I found that this is the town 
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And that here they have the best weed 


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Smokey Dokey and you get so mokey that 
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You can't remember your name 
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They had Merry Crystal, and Wonder Gold 
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Jack Herer and Victory were also sold 
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White Widow, Bubble Gum and Power P 
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Northern Lights and New ICC 
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Caramel and Cashmere, Super Pollen, Red Hair 
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Orange Blood and Super Skunk 
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Blackbeard's Bounty even Humboldt County 
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Of these one toke is enough 


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They had Santa Maria and Manali Cream 
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K2, Sheeba and G-13 
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Blue Berry, Purple Mary, Silver Haze 
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All of these will leave you in a daze 
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If the red eyeballs you would like to slay 
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This is cause for the Black Bombay 
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Buddha's Sister like a mighty twister 
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Will leave you in disarray 


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Smokey Dokey and you get so mokey that 
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You can't remember your name 
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Hash joint, weed joint or smoking in a bowl 
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Pack it up high with Acapulco Gold 
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Or you can use a fancy water pipe 
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Smoke all day you're gonna get real tight 
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Up from bed for some Panama Red 
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It's good for a wake and bake 
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But if your lungs are choking from all night of smoking 
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You can eat the space cake (I ate it) 


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Gazing out from the coffee shops 
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There were people they smoking right in front of cops 
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And drinking coffee and writing songs 
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Take another hit from the fancy bong 
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Everything a good viper needs 
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So again the menu you read and read 
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Take time to play with a girl paid to lay 
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And then you have more coffee and weed 


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Smokey Dokey and you get so mokey that 
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You can't remember your name 
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Finally the time had come to me 
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To head on back to my own country 
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But what would I do if I still had some 
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There must be a way that I could take it home 
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The customs people had their eyes on me 
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But I walked right through with a grin 
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For I brought back some hash in the crack of my ass 
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That I could share with my friends 


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Smokey Dokey and you get so mokey that 
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You can't remember your name 
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