The Houseplants Song

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Once I read a book and this is what it said 
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"If your music has a beat the you're gunna wind up dead" 
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It doesn't really matter if it's Christian or not 
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If it's syncapted rhythm then your soul is gunna rot 
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And this book was called "HA You're gunna burn" 
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And in the second chapter I went on to learn 


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Take two houseplants and put em to the test 
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Set em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest 
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The first on you play mozart or something lovely like that 
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The second one you play that Petra and that MegaDeth 
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Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is 

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So I took my two houseplants and i put them to the test 
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Set em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest 
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I powered up my Pioneers and let the music roar 
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but twenty minutes later someones knocking at my door  

*Knock on the body of your guitar* 

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  I opened up my door and there my neighbor stood 
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He said "man I'd like to get some sleep if you think could" 
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I said "man cant you see here  
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I have the moral dilema that i have gotta get clear" 
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And he said "what kind of moral dilema could you have this time of night 
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That could make me so angry that I just wanna fight 

*load crash* "sorry" 
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So i pointed to the page in that open book  
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That had a picture of a potted plant and I said go have a look 

And he read 

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Take two houseplants and put em to the test 
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Set em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest 
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The first on you play mozart or something lovely like that 
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The second one you play that Petra and that MegaDeth 
                                                
Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is 


Solo 
I can't remember I'll add it soon, check back 

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  First of all he said that Vogner that you're playin 
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I've never heard of Petra and isn't MegaDeth all dead 
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secondly emphatically he asked me what's the sense 
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of hanging out with house plants when hey I live right across the fence 

And i thought to myself you know that's a good point 

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So i took my two houseplants and i put em both back outside 
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And me and my neighbor well we went out for a drive 
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We talked about all the things that really matt er most 
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Like life and love and happiness and then the holy Ghost 

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Now my two houseplants both sit out in the sun 
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and As for my neighbor well our friendship has become 
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a meaningful relationship that's headed straight to heaven 
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BUT AS FOR NOW we like to sit around and listen to Audio Adrenaline 
  
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CRANKED! To eleven  Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em