Intro:) G Bm Em Em7 C G Bm Em C Em Am Cmaj7 I read the news today, oh boy, about a lucky man who made the grade G Bm Em C F Em E And thought the news were rather sad, well I just had to laugh C F Em Cmaj7 I saw the photograph G Bm Em C Em Am Cmaj7 He blew his mind out in a car, he didn't notice that the lights had changed G Bm Em C F A crowd of people stood and stared, they'd seen his face before Em E C Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords G Bm Em C Em Am Cmaj7 I saw a film today, oh boy, the england army had just won the war G Bm Em C F A crowd of people turned away, but I just had to look Em E C Having read the book Bm G E I'd love to turn .... you .... on .... E D Wake up, fell out of bed, dragged a combed across my head E F#m7 E F#m7 Found my way downstairs and dranked a cup, and looking up I noticed I was late E D Grabbed my coat, and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat E F#m7 E F#m7 Found my way upstairs and had a smoke, and somebody spoke and I went into a dream C G D A C G D A Ahhhhh... Ahhhhh... G Bm Em C Em Am Cmaj7 I read the news today, oh boy, four thousand holes in Blackburn Lacanshire G Bm Em C F And though the holes were rather small, they had to count them all Em E C Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall Bm G E I'd love to turn .... you .... on ....