Year: 2005 - Album: Devil's Playground
Written by George Cromarty/Ed Rush/Edward Rush
C I don't care if it Rains or freezes G As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus F C G Ridin' on the dashboard Of my car C Through my trials And tribulations G And my travels Through the nation F C G With my plastic Jesus I'll go far C G Ridin' down the thoroughfare With a nose up in the air F C G A wreck may be ahead But he don't mind C G Trouble comin' He don't see He just keeps his eye on me F C G And any other thing that lies behind C G F C G With my plastic Jesus Goodbye and I'll go far C G F C G I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car C G When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if I say damn F C G Ican let all my curses roll C G 'Cos Jesus' plastic doesn't hear 'Cos he has a plastic ear F C G The man who invented plastic Saved my soul C G F C G With my plastic Jesus Goodbye and I'll go far C G F C G I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car Am G Am G An if I weave around at night Policemen think I'm very tight F C G They never find my bottle Though they ask Am G Am G 'Cos plastic Jesus shelters me For his head comes off you see F C G He's hollow and I use him like a flask G Woa Woa Woa C - - G - - F ? C ?G (Save me) C - -G - -F ? C -G C G I don't care if it's dark or scary Long as I got magnetic Mary F C G Ridin' on the dashboard of my car C I feel that I'm protected amply G F C G I've got the love of the whole damn family Ridin' on the dashboard of my car C G F C G With my plastic Jesus I said goodbye And I'll go far C G F C G And I said with my plastic Jesus I said sittin' on the dashboard of my car OUTRO along with Chorus: C G When I'm goin' fornicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan F C G Sittin' on the dashboard of my car C Women know I'm on the level G Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil F C Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car
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