Written by Damon Albarn/Graham Coxon/Alex James/Dave Rowntree
B Abm Mr. Robinson and his quango G Dirty dealer, expensive car A Runs the buses and the evening star B Abm He got a hair piece and he got herpes G His private life is very discreet A A nicer man you'll never going to meet F# A self professed saviour of the dim right wing He's got respitory problems and a masons ring B Abm Mr. Robinson and his quango G Drinks with the general and the county wives A Yes the family business is doing all right B Abm They are doing tango's down in the quango's G He makes them tick and he makes them tock A And if he doesn't like you he'll put you in the dock F# He just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumbs Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum B He ran into the toliet in the town hall Got a biro out and wrote on the wall A I'm wearing black french knickers on under my suit I've got stockings and suspenders on I'm feeling rather loose F# Oh I'm a naughty boy Oh I'm a naughty, naughty boy