Intro: (D) (A) (G) x 2 When you're (D) 5 years old and you walk downstairs And catch your (G) parents on the couch Playin' some (G/F#) game that (Em) looks like (G) Half-dressed (A) mouth-to-mouth Well it's a (D) shock to your system And your brain starts spinnin' And you (G) make your(G/F#)self a (Em) pact Yeah, when (G) I grow (G/F#) up (Em) I ain't (G) ever gonna (A) do that (NC) Yes, you (G) will If you're lucky, you will (A) know just how (it/that) (D) feels (G) To step into (A) A pair of shoes That you (Bm) swore you'd (A) never (G) fill You (G/F#) say you (Em) won't ((Bass run from E to A)) (A) Yes, you (G) will (D) Before long, you've got your driver's license And the (G) world seems like it's yours Except for the (G/F#) fact that you (Em) gotta be (G) home By (A) 10, of course And that (D) makes you mad - So, you throw a fit And slam the (G) door, as you (G/F#) leave the (Em) house And yell, "when (G) I have (G/F#) kids, (Em) I ain't gonna (G) care how (A) late they're out!" (NC) REPEAT CHORUS SOLO Well you (Bm) know how your grandma and (A) grandpa are happy Just (G) sittin' 'round the house Wearin' (Bm) clothes that are out-of-date (A) Talkin' 'bout the ol' days And (G) draggin' photo albums out And you (Em) sure do love 'em But, I (D/F#) mean "come on, now!" (G) You won't ever be that (A) way (NC) REPEAT CHOURS You can (G/F#) say you (Em) won't ((Bass run from E to A)) But, (A) yes, you (G) will