UP AGAINST THE STALL REDNOSE REINDEER (D G A) D G 1. HE WAS BORN IN SANTA S STABLE A D HIS WIFE S NAME S BETTY LOU THELMA DOE G HE S NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHERE HE S PULLIN A D CAUSE SANTA TELLS HIM WHERE TO GO D G CHORUS: AND IT S UP AGAINST THE STALL REDNOSE REINDEER A D REINDEER WHO HAS PULLED THE SLEIGH SO WELL G HE S THIRTY-FOUR AND PULLIN SLEIGHS AROUND THE WORLD A D JUST TIPPIN EGGNOG GLASSES AND CHASIN ELVES 2. SURE DOES LIKE HIS NORTH STAR BEER LIKES TO CHASE IT DOWN WITH THAT WILD PENGUIN LIQUOR PULLS A FIFTY-SEVEN GMC PICKUP SLEIGH GOT A BIG RACK, DEER HUNTERS NEED LOVE TOO STICKER CHORUS R IS FOR THE REDNESS OD HIS RED, RED NOSE E IS FOR THE ELVES WHO BUILD THE TOYS I IS FOR ICE N IS FOR NORTH POLE D IS FOR DONTER DOUBLE E IS FOR EXTRA ELVES AND R IS FOR -- RED NOSE! CHORUS (AS MANY TIMES AS REQUIRED TO MAKE THE AUDIENCE SICK OF SINGING)