Peel Me A Grape

	  		
Intro: Dm  Eb7  Dm  Eb7  Dm  Dm/C  Bb7  A7 

Dm7        Eb7     Dm7                 Eb7 
Peel me a grape, crush me some ice 
Dm7         C7                     Bb7             A7/13- 
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow 
Dm7          Eb7      Dm7        F9 
Start me a smoke, talk to me nice 
Bb7            Bdim     Fm/C      B7 
You got to wine me and dine me 
Bb7                 Bdim     Fm/C    B7 
Don't try and fool me, bejewell me 
Bb7                       Bdim     Fm/C 
Either amuse me, or lose me 
Bm7/A                    A7/9+     A7  Dm  Dm/C  Bb7  A7 
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape 
Dm7        Eb7   Dm7            Eb7 
Pop me a cork, French me a fry 
Dm7            C7               Bb7             A7/13- 
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl for my pillow 
Dm7                 Eb7    Dm7             F9 
Chill me some wine, keep standing by 
Bb7          Bdim    Fm/C          B7 
Just entertain me, champagne me 
Bb7                 Bdim     Fm/C       B7 
Show me you love me, kid glove me 
Bb7               Bdim     Fm/C 
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me 
Bm7/A                    A7/9+        A7  Dm  Dm/C  Bb7  A7 
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape 
D7 
Here's how to be an agreeable chap 
Gm                Gm/F#        Gm/F    Em5-/7 
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap 
E7                D/F#   Gm              G#dim 
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap 
          Bb9             A7/13- 
When I say 'do it,' jump to it 
Dm7              Eb7     Dm7        Eb7 
Send out for Scotch, call me a cab 
Dm7        C7                   Bb7              A7/13- 
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals 
Dm7         Eb7      Dm7           F9 
Just hang around, pick up the tab 
Bb7           Bdim       Fm/C       B7 
Never out think me, just mink me 
Bb7           Bdim     Fm/C      B7 
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me 
Bb7                  Bdim     Fm/C 
New Thunderbird me, you heard me 
Bm7/A                     A7/9+      Dm6 
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape