Whips And Things

	  		Standard Tuning 

Chords used : G C D  

(Spoken) Gonna do this song for Useless 

G                                              C 
Oh, I was in to whips and things, she was into pain 
D                                                  G 
I would beat her black and blue when she called me names 
G                                                C 
Chained her to the basement wall, where she went insane 
D                                          G 
I was in to whips and things, she was into pain 

G                                           C 
Oh, finger fucking Sally, worked at Kelly's bar 
D                                            G 
She showed me her titties in Ronnie Murphy's car 
G                                           C 
She was the first lady, that let me go that far 
D                                     G 
Finger fucking Sally, down at Kelly's bar 


G                                        C 
And pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high  
D                                               G 
Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die 
G                                        C 
Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry 
D                                    G 
Pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high 

G                                          C 
Oh, suck em' silly Shirley, came out after dark 
D                                         G 
She would give us handjobs, in Centennial Park 
G                                            C 
All the girls would snub her, said she was a nark 
D                                       G                             
Suck em' silly Shirley, from Centennial Park 

G                                      C 
Yes, good ol' bloody Mary's on the rag again 
D                                     G 
Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on her chin 
G                                        C 
Suck em' silly Shirley, got caught after dark 
D                                   G 
Finger fuckin' Sally, in Centennial Park 

G                                        C 
Now, pussy eating Pamela's in the county jail 
D                                      G 
Suck em' silly Shirley, left town on a rail 
G                                   C 
The sent bloody Mary to the pen for life 
         D                                   G 
Aaaaaand Finger fucking Sally, she became my wife 


G                                              C 
Oh, I was in to whips and things, she was into pain 
D                                                  G 
I would beat her black and blue when she called me names 
G                                                C 
Chained her to the basement wall, where she went insane 
D                                          G 
I was in to whips and things, she was into pain 

G                                           C 
Oh, finger fuckin' Sally, worked at Kelly's bar 
D                                            G 
She showed me her titties in Ronnie Murphy's car 
G                                           C 
She was the first lady, that let me go that far 
D                                     G 
Finger fucking Sally, down at Kelly's bar 

G                                        C 
And pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high  
D                                               G 
Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die 
G                                        C 
Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry 
D                                    G 
Pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high 

G                                      C 
Yes, good ol' bloody Mary's on the rag again 
D                                     G 
Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on her chin 
G                                        C 
Suck em' silly Shirley, got caught after dark 
D                                   G 
Finger fuckin' Sally, in Centennial Park 

G                                        C 
Now, pussy eating Pamela's in the county jail 
D                                      G 
Suck em' silly Shirley, left town on a rail 
G                                   C 
The sent bloody Mary to the pen for life 
         D                                   G 
Aaaaaand Finger fucking Sally, she became my wife 

G                                              C 
Oh, I was in to whips and things, she was into pain 
D                                                  G 
I would beat her black and blue when she called me names 
G                                                C 
Chained her to the basement wall, where she went insane 
D                                          G 
I was in to whips and things, she was into pain 


(c) David Allen Coe