Intro: E B7 E B7 E I'm malicious mean and scary A My sneer could curdle dairy C#m7 F#9 B7 And violence-wise my hands are not the cleanest E But despite my evil look E7/G# A A#dim7 And my temper and my hook G7 F#m7 B E I've always yearned to be a concert pianist G#m C#m Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart F# C7# B7 Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam E E7/G# Yep I'd rather be called deadly A A#dim7 For my killer show-tune medley Thank you G7 C#7 F#m Cause way down deep inside B7 E I've got a dream A He's got a dream E He's got a dream G#m C#m F#m See I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem E Though I do like breaking femurs E/G# A F#/A# You can count me with the dreamers G7 C#7 F#m7 Like everybody else B E I've got a dream F#m E/G# A B E F# Bsus B E I've got scars and lumps and bruises A Plus something here that oozes C#m7 F#9 B And let's not even mention my complexion E E7/G# But despite my extra toes A F#/A# And my goiter and my nose G7 C#7 F#m B7 E I really want to make a love connection G#m C#m Can't you see me with a special little lady F# C7# B7 Rowin' in a rowboat down the stream E Though I'm one disgusting blighter E7/G# A A#dim7 I'm a lover not a fighter - G7 C#7 F#m7 Cause way down deep inside B E E7 I've got a dream A I've got a dream He's got a dream E I've got a dream He's got a dream G#m C#m F#m7 B7 And I know one day romance will reign supreme E Though my face leaves people screaming A A#dim7 There's a child behind it dreaming - G7 C#7 F#m7 Like everybody else B E I've got a dream G#m A Tor would like to quit and be a florist E F#m B E Gunther does interior design G#m Ulf is into mime C#m Attila's cupcakes are sublime F#7 Bruiser knits Killer sews Fang does little puppet shows C#m7 B7/D# And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns E I have dreams like you -- no really A Just much less touchy-feely C#m7 F#9 They mainly happen somewhere B7 warm and sunny E F/Eb F#/D On an island that I own G#/C# A Bb/E B/E A#dim7 Tanned and rested and alone G7 C#7 F#m7 B E Surrounded by enormous piles of money A I've got a dream She's got a dream E I've got a dream She's got a dream G#m C#m I just want to see the floating F#m7 B7 lanterns gleam Yeahh! E And with every passing hour E/G# A F#/A# I'm so glad I left my tower - G7 C#7 F#m7 Like all you lovely folks B E E7 I've got a dream A She's got a dream He's got a dream E They've got a dream We've got a dream G#m So our diff 'rences ain't C#m F#m7 really that extreme B7 We're one big team E Call us brutal - Sick - E7 Sadistic - E7/G# A A#dim7 And grotesquely optimistic G7 C#7 F#m7 Cause way down deep inside G C#m We've got a dream I've got a dream C#m/B I've got a dream I've got a dream A#m7 I've got a dream I've got a dream F# I've got a dream F# E/B Yes way down deep A/B B7 E F#m E/G# A B7 E inside I've got a dream Yeahh!