Written by Elvis Costello
Bm G A Bm x2 D Bm G A/C# We're all going on a summer holiday D Bm G A/C# Vigilante's coming out to follow me. D Bm G A/C# Heard somebody say they're out to collar me. D Bm G A/C# Anybody wanna swallow me? Bm G A Bm x2 Bm G A Bm It takes two to tumble. It takes two to tango. Bm G A Bm Speak up; don't mumble if you're in the combo. Bm G A Bm Bm G On the beat, on the beat. A Bm Till a man comes along and he says, G D/F# Em7 G/D A/C# G/B A 'Have you been a good boy, never played with your toy? G D/F# Em7 D G A/C# G/B D E Though you never en---joy, such a pleasure to employ.' D A/C# E See your friends in the state their in. D A/C# E See your friends getting under their skin. D A/C# E See your friends getting taken in. D Bm G A/C# Well, if you only knew the things you do to me. D Bm G A/C# I'd do anything to confuse the enemy. D Bm G A/C# There's only one thing wrong with you befriending me. D Bm G A/C# Take it easy. I think you're bending me. D Bm G A/C# I've been a bad boy with the standard leader. D Bm G A/C# My neighbor's revving up his Vauxhall Viva. Bm G A Bm Bm G On the beat, on the beat. A Bm Till a man comes along and he says, G D/F# Em7 G/D A/C# G/B A 'Have you been a good boy, never played with your toy? G D/F# Em7 D G A/C# G/B D E Though you never en---joy, such a pleasure to employ.' D A/C# E See your friends walking down the street. D A/C# E See your friends never quite complete. See your friends getting under their feet. D Bm G A/C# Oh, I don't want to disease you, D Bm G A/C# but I'm no good with machinery. D Bm G A/C# Oh, I don't wanna freeze you. D Bm G A/C# Stop looking at the scenery. D Bm G A/C# I keep thinking about your mother. D Bm G A/C# Oh, I don't wanna lick them. D Bm G A/C# I don't wanna be a lover. D Bm G A/C# I just wanna be your victim. D Bm G A/C# I don't go out much at night. D Bm G A/C# I don't go out much at all. D Bm G A/C# Did you think you were the only one D Bm who was waiting for a call Bm G A Bm Bm G On the beat, on the beat. A Bm Till a man comes along and he says, G D/F# Em7 G/D A/C# G/B A 'Have you been a good boy, never played with your toy? G D/F# Em7 D G A/C# G/B D E Though you never en---joy, such a pleasure to employ. D A/C# E See your friends treat me like a stranger. D A/C# E See your friends despite all the arrangements. D A/C# E See your friends Nothing here has changed. Bm G Just the beat.