Written by Norio Aono/Ray Fraser/Lisa Gomamoto/Marshall Mathers/Jessie Reyez/Yutaka Yamada
Intro F G Am Cverse 1 F G Here we go again from heroes to villains Am C F Used to be your Romeo but we both were jilted G Am A couple of times, so we had a slippery slope to deal with Am F But still it gave me hope that we'll get G Am Through it together, a severed earlobe Em F Mailed to you in an E-N-V-elope would be dope G But what kind of lengths can you go? Am Pull a Vincent van Gogh, just to convince a damn ho F G To be a housewife who outright lies Am She's blackout drunk, now she's backin' out my drive F G I ran outside, why's she tryna act out? Am She's just about my size, hit me in the mouth twice F Guys, when someone you'd die for G Am Sticks a steak knife in your heart, do you try more? C F Another late night in, she stumbles through my door G Am Lets the daylight in and all we do's fight more Am F And I ain't violent, but she's goin' through my drawers G Am To plant the K-Y in; I'm gettin' accused by a whore Em F Who smells like St. Ides and who's probably screwed five more G Guys, sucked eight/nine men Am I'm takin' two-by-fours to our eight-by-tens F G Bitch it's you I tore out the frame, I win Am C Put up a new high score, beat this game I'm in F G And here's some two-ply for when you date my friends Am In order to wipe your ass when you moved your bowels F G When we renewed our vows, this the thanks I get? Am I'm waitin' for the day I can C F Hear you say, "Marshall, what a skank I've been G Am And there's a new guy, you're being replaced by him." F Got your tubes tied for him, got that boob job for him G Am Hurts me to my core, but the pain I'm in C F After you, I swore to make the gray skies end G Am Here come the rays, like when you get a pay hike and F Am I the good guy or do I just play like him G And hope that he dumps you? Am C It's like a dream come true, just to scream "Fuck you!" F G Guess you take life in the same way you play dice then Am 'Cause you just look at me and roll them little snake eyes in Am Since?F G Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty Am They'll call me guilty F G You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty Am Em Even though you know the real me F G You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever Am Em And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out F G Am But I let you say that you're the good guy F G Am Em 'Cause this ain't what love looks like F G You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever Am I ain't in my feelings, I'm out F G Am Em But I let you say that you're the good guy F G Am They like, "You're the good guy." Am F G They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."F G Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty Am They'll call me guilty F G You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty Am Em Even though you know the real me F G You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever Am Em And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out F G Am But I let you say that you're the good guy F G Am Em 'Cause this ain't what love looks like F G You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever Am I ain't in my feelings, I'm out F G Am Em But I let you say that you're the good guy F G Am They like, "You're the good guy." Am F G They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."