Written by Eric Clapton / Martin Sharp
Intro: G C G C G C G D7 Twice upon a time in the valley of tears C7 An auctioneer is biding for a box of fading years D7 And the elephants are dancing on the graves of squearling mice C7 Cmaj7 G C G C G Anyone for tennis wouldn't that be nice. D7 And the ice-creams are all melting on the streets of bloody beer, C7 While the beggars stain the pavements with florescent Christmas cheer D7 And the Bentley driving guru is putting up his price C7 Cmaj7 G C G Anyone for tennis wouldn't that be nice. D13 E7 D13 E7 And the prophets in the boutiques give out messages of hope A C With jingle bells and fairy tales and blind colliding scopes D7 and you can tell they're all the same underneath the pretty lights C7 Cmaj7 G C G Anyone for tennis wouldn't that be nice. D13 E7 D13 E7 The yellow Buddhist monk is burning brightly at the zoo A C You can bring a bowl of rice and then a glass of water too, D7 and fate is setting up the chess-board while death rolls out the dice C7 Cmaj7 G C G C G Anyone for tennis wouldn't that be nice.