John Lewis Christmas

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Verse 1:
 
C                  Fmaj7 
Christmas time has got so tacky 
C                             Fmaj7 
We need a Christmas advert to make us happy 
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A Christmas penguin or a man on the moon tells you Santa is coming soon 
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The price of Christmas these days is so shocking 
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People buying anything to fill that stocking 
C                   Am 
A Michael Macintyre DVD  
    D7                     Fmaj7 
Why don't you just give me cash 



Am                C 
So please make it stop 
E7                   Am 
It'll just end up in charity shop 
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You're just giving me stuff that I can't even sell on E-Bay 
Am             C 
I'm beggin you please 
E7                           Am 
I don't need comedy socks or golf novelties 
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After Christmas Day they're half price anyway 
C                          Am 
I've got a plan that never fails 
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Buy all the Christmas gifts in the January sales 

Verse 2:

C                    Fmaj7 
Christmas traffic is bumper to bumper 
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If I see another joker in a Christmas jumper 
C                                     Am 
They're selling the Big Issue wearing Santa suits  
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Someone's just had a stroke in Boots 
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Black Friday is so exciting 
C              Fmaj7 
Go down Tescos watch them fighting 
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Saw a Granny punching out a Priest over a 42 inch plasma screen 



Am         C 
Am I on my own 
E7                          Am 
As a kid I was happy with a big Toblerone 
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Soon they'll be having Christmas twice a month 
Am               C 
You know when it hurts 
E7                               Am 
When there's no escaping all the Christmas adverts 
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And on Boxing Day they put up the Easter display 
C                          Am 
I've got a plan that never fails 
            D7                     Fmaj7 
Buy all the Christmas gifts in the January sales 

C  Fmaj7  

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