Excuses

	  		


            Am 
I play on a toaster 
   G          F 
My ping is so bad 
                 Am       G       F 
I will make up excuses whenever I can 
               Am 
I'm making the wrong plays 
    G         F 
I'm getting so mad 
                   Am             G             F 
And they think I'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding 


Rap verse 1 
              Am                            G 
I will always blame the other members of my team 

Oh well 
F 
Not my fault for losing 
                    Am                             G 
Should have counter ganked but wraiths were more enticing 
                 F 
Should have been aware of what teammates were doing 
              Am 
Never gave my mid a single blue 
  G 
I needed the sustain  
F 
Flaming me since we queued 

When I started complaining 
      Am                      G 
'Bout Elise, clairvoyance and TP 
                F 
'Cause what you thought would be easy's 
                         Am 
A defeat, she DC'd, it's GG! 
G                       F 
How did I forget it was free week? 

You're level 30? Really? 
Am                          G 
"Worth" I don't care if you want, report me 
       F 
Can we please FF? I'm bored, jeez 
                    Am                                 G 
If there aren't any wards I'm blaming it all on the support 
                     F 
Cause your CS'ing is so weak, one creep, two creep 
                  Am 
Mine's low 'cause I chose the wrong masteries 
G                              F 
Won't admit I'm bad. I'll just cry more 'cause I... 

            Am 
I play on a toaster 
   G          F 
My ping is so bad 
                 Am       G       F 
I will make up excuses whenever I can 
               Am 
I'm making the wrong plays 
    G         F 
I'm getting so mad 
                   Am             G             F 
And they think I'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding 
                    Am G F Am G F 
Well that's not fair 
                    Am G F Am G F 
Well that's not fair 



Rap verse 2 
                      Am                           G 
I know I'm not a good player but honestly I wasn't trolling 
            F 
The rager inside of me is so controlling 
                 Am              G                      F 
'Cause it's just easier to blame others for your own mistakes 

Maybe I'm just playing like I'm in Wood 5 
Am                                G                           F 
(There you go. You're starting to show that you know the real reason behind your team's throw) 
              Am 
Who am I even talking to? 
         G                        F 
I wasn't part of the throw I lost E L O because we didn't ban Teemo 
Am                           G 
'Cause I'm talking in mostly asterisks 
           F 
Got nine reports for being so damn "toxic" 
          Am                      G 
And tried punishing me for all my chat "spam" 
            F 
Everyone is saying that I believe I'm better than I really am 
Am           G 
Like Trick2g disrespectin' again 
F 
Stop laughing, this isn't fair 'cause I'm lagging 
Am                         G 
I wasn't playing can't you see what I've been saying 
    F 
I'm really not that bad (I play on a...) 

            Am 
I play on a toaster 
   G          F 
My ping is so bad 
                 Am       G       F 
I will make up excuses whenever I can 
               Am 
I'm making the wrong plays 
    G         F 
I'm getting so mad 
                   Am             G             F 
And they think I'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding 
                    Am G F Am G F 
Well that's not fair 
                Am G F Am G F (last chord) 
But I'm just bad 

And now I'm banned...