Verse C She could dance that slow Uvalde F Shuffle to some cowboy hustle C How she made them cowboy buckles G Shine, shine, shine C Wild-eyed and Mexican silvered F Trickin' dumb old cousin Willard C G C Into thinkin that he's got her this timeVerse She's a rawhide rope and velvet mixture Walkin' talkin Texas texture Hightimin' barroom fixture kind of a girl She's the queen of the cowboys Look at old Willard grinnin' now boys You'd of thought there's less fools in this world Chorus Solo Bridge C So good luck Willard and here's to you Am And here's to Rita and I hope she'll do ya F Right all night G C Lord I wish I was the fool in your shoes ChorusF C Hill country honky-tonkin Rita Ballou C F G Every beer joint in town has played a fool for you F C Backslidin' barrel ridin' Rita Ballou C G C Ain't a cowboy in Texas would not ride a bull for you