Verse I: G D Having such a sweet night, audience is just right, drinking like a pirate do D G Don't want to sleep yet, buddy it's a good bet I'll raise more hell than you G D Do a couple rails and chase your own tail and talk about the bad old days D G Trimmer in a t-shirt, telling me her heart hurt, Honey let me count the ways G D Then a big boy busted in screaming at his girlfriend waving around a Fungo bat D G Bass player stepping up, brandishing a coffee cup, took it in the baby fatG C G Don't wanna die in a Super 8 Motel C G Just because somebody's evening didn't go so well C G E7 If I ever get back to Bristol, I'm better off sleeping in the county jail D G Don't wanna die in a super 8 MotelVerse II: G D Well I finally got the room clear, bleeding from the left ear, feeling pretty bad for the maid D G Lost a couple drinks and my dinner in a sink and I woke up with the bed still made G D Wasn't quite morning and I wasn't quite breathing, my heart way up in my throat D G The girl starts screaming and the maid starts screaming and it looks like that's all she wrote G D Well they slapped me back to life and they telephoned my wife and they filled me full of Pedialyte D G Some are guts, some are glory, it would make a great story if I ever could remember it rightG C G Don't wanna die in a Super 8 Motel C G Just because somebody's evening didn't go so well C G E7 If I ever get back to Bristol, I'm better off sleeping in the county jail D G Don't wanna die in a super 8 MotelG C G Don't wanna die in a Super 8 Motel C G Just because somebody's evening didn't go so well C G E7 If I ever get back to Bristol, I'm better off sleeping in the county jail D G Don't wanna die in a super 8 Motel D C G I don't want to die in a Super 8 Motel