Ho Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum

	  		Verse: 1 

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Santa's stressed out as the holiday season draws near 
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He's been doing the same job now going on two thousand years 
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He's got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns 
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He hates to admit it, but Christmas is more work than fun 

Verse: 2 
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He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow 
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Mr. Claus has escape plans, a secret that only he knows 
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Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams 
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A break from his wife, his half frozen life 
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The elves and that damn reindeer team 


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Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum 
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Santa's run off to the Caribbean 
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He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun 
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Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum 


Interlude 
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Verse: 3 
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Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren't good 
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He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood 
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Just for the weekend he'd like to be Peter Pan 
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Get out his long johns and dance with a sword in the sand 


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Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum 
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Santa's run off to the Caribbean 
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Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums 
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Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum 


Bridge 
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Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum 
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Santa's run off to the Caribbean 
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Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums 
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Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum 

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Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum 
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Santa's run off to the Caribbean 
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A week in the tropics and he'll be all right 
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Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight 

N.C. 
(over the drums) 
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Merry Christmas to all, and to all... good night 


Outro 
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