Written by John Prine
Intro C F G C HIS VERSE CShe don't like her eggs all runny She thinks crossin' her legs is funny She Flooks down her nose at money She Cgets it on like the Easter Bunny GShe's my baby, I'm her honey I'm never gonna let her Cgo G C HER VERSE CHe ain't got laid in a month of Sundays I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies He Fain't too sharp but he gets things done CDrinks his beer like it's oxygen GHe's my baby, And I'm his honey Never gonna let him Cgo G C COMBO Chorus In spite of Fourselves We'll end up a'sittin' on a Crainbow Against all Godds Honey, we're the big door Cprize G C We're gonna Fspite our noses Right off of our Cfaces There won't be nothin' but big old Ghearts Dancin' in our Ceyes. G C HIS VERSE CShe thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her horny She Flikes ketchup on her scrambled eggs CSwears like a sailor when she shaves her legs GShe takes a lickin' but she keeps on tickin' I'm never gonna let her Cgo. G C HER VERSE CHe's got more balls than a big brass monkey He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie FHe's sly as a fox and crazy as a loon CWhen payday comes, he's howlin' at the moon GBut he's my baby. I don't mean maybe Never gonna let him Cgo G C In spite of Fourselves We'll end up a'sittin' on a Crainbow Against all Godds Honey, we're the big door Cprize G C We're gonna Fspite our noses Right off of our Cfaces There won't be nothin' but big old Ghearts Dancin' in our Ceyes. G F C Repeat Chorus There won't be nothin' but big old Ghearts Dancin' in our Ceyes. G F C