Intro: D Verse D Well I guess I'm frickin' forty, I can't say that I'm thrilled G D I never dated Wynona Ryder, and I probably never will I guess I'm frickin' forty, but I'm better off than some A D Well I might be frickin' forty, but you're frickin' forty-one verse 2 D Well I guess I'm frickin' forty, All the kids call me 'old man' G D I need glasses and alkaseltzer and a frickin' prostate exam I guess I'm frickin' forty, but I'm better off than you A D Well I might be frickin' forty, but you're frickin' forty-two Solo D G D A D verse 3 D Well I guess I'm frickin' forty, I'm a petered out Peter Pan G D And sometimes I feel foolish, I make my livin' singing with this band I guess I'm frickin' forty, That's what my mama said A D But Bruce Springsteen's frickin' sixty-two and the Stones are almost dead verse 4 D Well I guess I'm frickin' forty, I can't say that I'm thrilled G D But still I'm a buck wild lovin' cowboy, I don't need them little blue pills I guess I'm frickin' forty, but it ain't no thing to me A D Well I might be frickin' forty, hell, I'm lying, I'm forty-three