Verse Cm F Bb G7 A is for the Apple that he gave to me, Cm F Bb But I found a worm inside. Cm F Bb G7 B is for Beloved that I call to him Cm F Bb before he left my side. Bridge Bb7 And C, Eb see what he did, that’s D, C Did it to poor ol’ me. C F How could I be such an E-motional Fool? F. Verse Cm F Bb G7 G is for the Gentlemen I thought he was Cm F Bb When he first said hi, H-I. Cm F Bb G7 J is for the Joker that is Jimmy B., Cm F Bb the man who made me cry, that’s a "C". Bridge Bb7 And K, Eb Well, you know it’s just not okay C To kiss and then run away, C C F Leaving alone without Leaving a letter for Langtree. Verse Cm F Bb G7 M is for the misery he left me in, Cm F Bb Never to return again. Cm F Bb G7 O what a poor, P, fool I’ve been, Cm F Bb Queuing in line for him. Bridge Bb7 And R, Eb are you the one for me? C Yes, Say you’ll come back to me... C F Why are you tempted to Tease me? Ohh... Verse Cm F Bb G7 U, why not you, have got to understand, Cm F Bb The value of a woman’s heart, V. Cm F Bb G7 Why, W not Y, did you think it was fine Cm F Bb to X me from the start? Bridge Bb7 And Y, yes Y, Eb Is the question that’s on my mind. Eb Oh why, C C F Why did you leave me right before reaching our Zenith? Verse Cm F Bb G7 One is the number of men I’ve loved, Cm F Bb And two is the times I’ll say it’s you, it’s you! Cm F Bb G7 Three is the number of days you’ve been gone, Cm F Bb But it feels like four times two. Outro Bb7 Eight, Eb At the hour the sun goes down, C I remember life with you around. C F Bb I wish I had nine lives like that one...