Elf - Never Fall In Love With An Elf

	  		
Intro 

|Dm7  D#dim7  |C/E Bb13(#11) A7(b9) |D7sus  D7  |Gm7  Bbmaj7/C C7(b9) | 

     |Fmaj7          Em7      |Dm7      F/G      Cmaj7      | 
He's  sev-'ral hours late, the sky line's-growing dim. While 
|Fmaj7              Em7  A7   |C/D      D7       | 
 oth-ers deck the halls,   you  dream of deck-ing' (pause) 

Up-Tempo Starts Moderate Swing (~120bpm) 

|Dm7/G      Gdim7      |Dm7/G      G13    | 
 him._______________________               

Verse 1:

   |C(6/9)    Am7    |Dm9        E/G     |C(6/9)  Am7       |Dm7     G13   | 
My  choice in men has al-ways been__ pa - thetic, I sup-pose.__ 
   |Gm7/C   F#7(b9) |Fmaj7      Bm7  E7  |Am7           D7    Dm7     |    G13   | 
The guy who stole my cred-it cards,_  the guy who tried on my clothes._        
     |C(6/9) Am7   |Dm9       E/G          |C(6/9)    C6            |Gm7    C9    | 
 And  so  a  row of self-help books_  line_____   my  bed-room shelf._          
    |F6          F#dim7      |C6/G      A7(b9) (#5)  |D7sus          D7        |Dm7   G13           |   
Well there's one rule  those  books for-got,_  you nev-er fall in love_____________   with an elf.  

|C6  B7(#5)  Bb13  Dm7/A  |Dm7 Ab13 G13   | 

Verse 2:

    |C(6/9)  Am7    |Dm9            E/G      |C(6/9)    Am7        |Dm7    G7   | 
His end-less talk of Christ-mas - town_  will test your ev - 'ry nerve._         
|Gm7/C       F#7(b9)|Fmaj7     Bm7  E7   |Am7         D7          |Dm7     G13    | 
 Still, he's kind of cute, I guess._ Well,  if you grade_ on  curve._            
    |C(6/9)                |Dm9       E/G    |C(6/9) C6/G        |Gm7    C9   | 
And though you vowed you'd nev-er sing,_ just__ look at your-self._____        
       |F6       F#dim7   |C6/G        A7(b9) (#5)        | 
You're half-way through a Christ-mas song_      called, 
|D7sus           D7    |Dm7    G13             |C6          |Gm7     C13  C7(b9) (#5)    | 
 "Nev-er Fall In Love_______      with an Elf."____________________                

Bridge:

   |F6        F#dim7    |C6/G            C7(b9) (#5)   |F6       F#dim7      |C6/G   C7(b9) (#5)   | 
The hol - i - days  will seem bit-ter sweet    while you're a-lone in bed,_                
   |F6      E7  Eb6 |D9                   |G13                   |Ab13            |            | 
but how can one girl ev-er compete  with a mag-ic  fat_ guy_ in a fly-ing  sled?_______________ 

(KEY CHANGE - up 1/2 step to Db maj. ~105bpm "laid back") 

   |Db6   Bbm7    |Ebm7        Ab13     |Db6     Db6/Ab    |Abm7   Db9     | 
Go ask a hun-dred sin-gle girls_   from here to Phil-a-del-         phia.  
       |Gbmaj7               Fm7     |Ebm7                    Db6 | 
They'll say it's clear as day, you're in for sleep-less nights      
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 if you date a guy  who has a thing for tights,  Oh 
|Ebm7                         |Edim7        |Fm7                          B13 |    Bb13  A13   Bb9 
nev-er fall in__  love,______                nev-er fall in love,___________ 
|       Gb6          Fdim7 |Ebm7          |          |Ab13            |Db6     C#/B   |Gb6        A9       | 
 nev-er      fall in        love________________________       with an         elf.________          It's as 
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clear as a jin-gle bell. If you are sin-gle, well, don't fall in love with an elf!