Written by Mother Mother
Intro: Dm7(5-) G7 CmVerse 1:
Dm7(5-) G7 I wear women's underwear C And then I go to strike a pose In my full length mirror Dm7(5-) G7 I cross my legs just like a queer Cm But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya Dm7(5-) G7 What defines a straight man's straight? Cm Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12 ounce steak? Dm7(5-) G7 I tell you what a women loves most Cm It's a man who can slap but can also strokeDm7(5-) G7 Goin' in the wind is an eddy Cm Of the truth and it's naked Ab Dm7(5-) It's verbatim and it's shakin' Dm7(5-) G7 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Cm No, no, no, no more gettin' elated Ab Dm7(5-) No more listless invitationsVerse 1:
Dm7(5-) G7 I wear women's underwear C And then I go to strike a pose In my full length mirror Dm7(5-) G7 I cross my legs just like a queer Cm But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya Dm7(5-) G7 What defines a straight man's straight? Cm Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12 ounce steak? Dm7(5-) G7 I tell you what a women loves most Cm It's a man who can slap but can also strokeDm7(5-) G7 Goin' in the wind is an eddy Cm Of the truth and it's naked Ab Dm7(5-) It's verbatim and it's shakin' Dm7(5-) G7 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Cm No, no, no, no more gettin' elated Ab Dm7(5-) No more listless invitations