Intro: Am D7 F Am Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, D7 F and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words: Am "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. D7 F "Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore." Am F D7 F I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am F D7 G No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. Am F D7 F I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am F D7 G No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of... Am Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved D7 F Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Am Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved D7 F Am Em Am Em7 Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne Am F D7 F I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am F D7 G No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. Am F D7 F I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am F D7 G Am F G Am F G No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and racionality Am F G Again... Am F D7 F I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am F D7 G No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. Am F D7 F I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am F D7 G Am F G Am F G No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and racionality Am F G Again...