Mama, She's Lazy

	  		 
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Mama I found someone like you said, I took her home 
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She has no snout but she?s no doubt the biggest pig I?ve known 
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I thought that she would help me out with the laundry and the chores  
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But there are those who won?t wash clothes and guess who?s scrubbing the floors 
 
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Mama, she?s lazy, lazier than me 
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And on my couch is where she sits, she?s always gonna be 
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I?ve never slept that long, she beats all I?ve ever seen 
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Mama, she?s lazy, she?s lazier than me
 
 
 
And mama, you always said, get the lead out of your pants 
But that old phrase don?t faze her daze, she?s always in a trance 
She?s hung upon the movie stars on the afternoon TV 
And now I?m converned she ain?t worth a durn and I can?t even get her to leave 
 
 
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Mama, she?s lazy, lazier than me 
And on my couch is where she sits, she?s always gonna be 
She?s never swept the floors since she swept me off my feet  
Mama, she?s lazy, she?s lazier than me 
 
Ohhhhh, mama she?s lazy, she?s lazier than me