Written by Les Claypool
Intro: G verse 1, G Got a badge, a Red Rider at Rocket Camp out at Mohawk Peak Lookin' for jailbirds left and right tryin'a knock 'em up out the trees C Everybody I know's watchin' Clint, we all like watchin' Clint, G Hi Hi Hi Hiiiiii C All the lil snaps wanna be like Clint, they all wanna be like Clint G But I wanna be like Lee Van Cleef; ya know I wanna be like Lee Whatever happened to Lee Van Cleef; whatever happened to Lee? verse 2, G A yellow Studebaker with a 302, I see the Green Naugahyde He put a coupla dings in that pickup truck, a few more dents in his pride C At Hilltop Drive-In they're watchin' Clint, they all like watchin' Clint G Hi Hi Hi Hiiiiii C All the babies scream they wanna see ol' Clint, they all wanna see ol' Clint G But I wanna see Lee Van Cleef, ya know I'd like to see ol' Lee Whatever happened to Lee Van Cleef, whatever happened to Lee? verse 3, G Now the Studebaker's gone, Lee's passed on, Clint's still sharp as can be Hilltop Drive-In is an Auto Mall, but no one's built over Lee C He'll get a kick outta watchin' Clint, we all get a kick outta Clint G Hi Hi Hi Hiiiiii C But Lee never been none quite like Clint, there's really only one Clint G But I really did like Lee Van Cleef, I sure did really like Lee Whatever happened to Lee Van Cleef, whatever happened to Lee? Instrumental Break Outro/verse 4, C We still get a kick outta watchin' Clint, we all get a kick outta Clint G Hi Hi Hi Hiiiiii C There ain't never been one quite like Clint, there's really only one Clint G I always did like Lee Van Cleef, always did like Lee Nobody's steely like Lee Van Cleef, whatever happened to Lee? Whatever happened to Lee Van Cleef? Don't forget about Lee.