My Hair Goes

	  		Acoustic


             C                  Em 
My hair goes up.  My hair goes down 
             Am                F 
My hair goes up. My hair goes down 
             C                 Em 
My hair goes up. My hair goes down 
          Am                                
Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) 


Verse 1 
C               Em                Am                       F         
My hair flows. Like a waterfall over a cliff that is my face. 
C             Em           Am 
My hair goes, heaven bound dirty blonde rockets into space. 

C                   Em 
My hair conceals my elf ears 
Am                     F 
They are a little bit embarrassing 

C                  Em                         Am                  F 
With hair is high, Im 6 foot nine making me a giant, technically speaking. 
            C                 Em                        Am 
Well I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze to locomote a toy sail  
F 
boat.                                                        

C                         Em 
I would need no broom to sweep this room  
            Am                       F 
If someone spilled honey bunches of oats. 

             C                  Em 
My hair goes up.  My hair goes down 
             Am                F 
My hair goes up. My hair goes down 
              C               Em 
My hair goes up. My hair goes down 
          Am                                
Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up)
 



Verse 2 
C             Em 
My hair pwns gravity  
Am                         F 
It makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself. 
C              Em              Am 
My hair looks rustic like Ive draped my head with a beaver pelt 
  
C                      Em               Am              F 
A momma bird lay some eggs up there; I didnt mind that much. 
C                                     Em                   Am 
She raised them in my quaff til them birdies flew off, and we still keep in  
F 
touch. 

C                       Em                  Am          F 
I bet you didnt see my switch blade, or my iPad, or my chia tea 
C                              Em 
And with a little more growth, you want even know 
Am                       F 
I got a full size baby. A full size baby? 
G                       C 
Yah! Im gonna name him Ricky. 
                                                                              

           Em                 Am               F 
After your dad. Nope! I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky. 
C                         Em                           
I would call him Richard, but Im probably being picky 
    Am           F           C 
And why are you hiding a kid anyway?! 
Em                        Am            F 
Well its actually just a robotic baby 
What were we talking about? 


Chorus 
               C                  Em 
Your hair goes up. Your hair goes down 
               Am                               
Your hair goes up. Your hair goes  


Bridge 

C                               Em                              Am 
We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message: 
                        F 
There are many weighty decisions you must make in a life 
      C                                Em 
Like: who youre gonna marry. What you gonna do for a living 
Am                 F 
Boxers or briefs. Or commando 

                    C 
And, listen, youre gonna make mistakes 
           Em                          Am 
You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water, 
    F                                C 
You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you cant do it 
                 Am                         F 
You might ask a non-pregnant woman if shes pregnant. 
          C 
Thats ok youll recover 

               Em                Am        F 
But just make sure you get this one, most important, course-of-your- 
C             Em           Am    F 
life-altering choice, right. 


Chorus 
                  C 
Does your hair go up? 
               Em                Am              C 
Or does it go down(up) down(up) down(up) down