Written by Rhett and Link
Intro: D F#m Bm D7 Amadd4 G (Gsus4) Bm A7 verse 1: D F#m All the kids are filing out Bm D7 but I'm just showing up Amadd4 G (Gsus4) for my first Bm A7 day at work. D F#m I've always loved large animals Bm D7 and I'm really into robots G (Gsus4) and those Bm A7 are just two of the perks. verse 2: Look D There's Bonnie the Bunny F#m Freddy the Bear Bm Chica the Chicken D7 or is she a duck...? Amadd4 G (Gsus4) I don't care, Bm A7 it's the whole gang. D Don't worry guys F#m I'm gonna keep you safe... Bm Look at my eyes, A7 Amadd4 G (Gsus4) everything's gonna be okay... Bm A7 Uh, oh ok, you can stop looking into my eyes, verse 3: D it's getting kind of creepy... F#m Ring ring, ring ring Bm Oh I'm getting a call, put it on speaker D7 Amadd4 Hello, hello friend G (Gsus4) welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria! Bm A7 It's your first day on the job I just wanted to call up and say you are in no danger! D No danger whatsoever! F#m Bm Nothing bad could ever happen to you here, D7 you are not going to be killed in any way Amadd4 G by any of the animatronics. (Gsus4) They're not going to drag you away, they're not going to stuff you in any Freddy Fazbear suit. A7 Your eyes aren't going to explode ou- Excuse me? Yes? If I may, um, jump in - D the part about killing me, F#m could you clarify that? Bm D7 I'm sorry, this is a pre-recorded message Amadd4 you can't ask me any questions. G (Gsus4) Anyway this is all a whole bunch of elaborate backstory to basically A7 set up a game that's just going to jump scare you over and over again so the whole world can see what a man baby you are and scream like a little girl! Stop Also, you should probably close that door... Bridge: Bm Chica's in the window F#m Bonnie's leaning in G and judging by that camera A7 Freddy's not my friend. Bm They don't look so happy F#m but nothing can go wrong G if I keep both of these doors down A7 Riff 1 and all of the lights on... The power's gone. Chorus: D Five Nights at Freddy's Bm gettin' 120 a week F#m and they're not even responsible for dismemberment A7 or injury! D I only need one night to know Bm that I don't want night two F#m or have my body mangled, crushed, and stuffed A7 inside a Freddy Fazbear suit! D I'm not working five nights at Freddy's! Bm I'm quitting this job! F#m Who wants minimum wage A7 to get murdered by a robot mob? D I only need one night to know Bm that I don't want night two F#m Stop or have my eyes pertrude out of the eyeholes A7 of an animatronic suit..... D Eeeeeehhhh!!!