Buy Me Presents

	  		
Intro D  Bm  Em  A 
      D  Bm  Em  A 

Verse 1:

D                       Bm 
If you were a wise man, baby, you would 

Drop 
Em                         A 
Every other ho, ho, ho and put me on 

Top 
D                             Bm 
Up there on your tree, better treat me 

Like a star 
Em 
Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough 
A 
Spend it on my heart 

Pre-Chorus

         G             Gm 
Fuck the jet, send the sleigh 
       F#m 
It's a packed holiday, and I got 
A 
Options, babe (Aah) 



   D               Bm 
If you don't wanna buy me presents 
Em                            A 
Drink me like a warm glass of milk 
   D                Bm 
If you're not gonna race here from the 
Em                    A 
North Pole to Beverly Hills 


Post-Chorus

        F#m              Em 
Just to keep my stocking filled 
      A                   D 
Well, I know somebody who will 
              Bm 
(Somebody who will, uh-huh, somebody 
    Em                 A 
Who will, somеbody who will) 

(Buy me presents, baby) 

Verse 2:

D 
  Hе's a little bit older (Like super 
Bm 
Old) 
                       Em 
Got a bit of a dad bod 
                               A 
From a city that's colder (Brr) 
                          D 
But damn' it, he's so hot 

He knows when I'm sleepin' (Sleepin') 
Bm 
   And he knows when I'm no-ot 
Em 
   Haven't like seen him in a while 
                   A 
He's probably just busy at his workshop 

Pre-Chorus
 

         G 
Fuck the jet (Fuck the jet), send the 
Gm 
Sleigh (Send the sleigh) 
       F#m 
It's a packed holiday, and I got 
A 
Options, babe (No, ooh) 


   D               Bm 
If you don't wanna buy me presents 
Em                            A 
Drink me like a warm glass of milk 

(Ooh) 
   D                            Bm 
If you're not gonna (Not gonna) race 
              Em                    A 
Here from the North Pole to Beverly 

Hills (Beverly Hills) 


Post-Chorus

        F#m              Em 
Just to keep my stocking filled  

(So Filled) 
      A                   D 
Well, I know somebody who will 

(Somebody who wiil) 
              Bm                 Em 
(Somebody who will, somebody who will 
             A 
Somebody who will) 

(Buy me presents, baby) 

( F  Dm  Gm  C ) 
( F  Dm  Gm  A ) 

 

   D               Bm 
If you don't wanna buy me presents 
Em                            A 
Drink me like a warm glass of milk 

(Drink me like a warm glass of milk) 
   D                      Bm 
If you're not gonna (Ooh) race here 
         Em                    A 
From the North Pole to Beverly Hills 


Post-Chorus

        F#m              Em 
Just to keep my stocking filled (Ooh 
Ooh) 
     
Oh, I know somebody who will