G I don't like fancy learnin' books. C I don't like apple tarts. G I don't like cozy breakfast nooks. D7 I don't like modern arts. G Well I like farts, C Yes I like farts, D G I like long farts short farts wet farts your farts, I like farts. G If you got hearts (Peter: Oh I got hearts) C Let's hear those farts (Peter: How do I start) D G Well Peter I will help you get your fart to start G C D ...... PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHHT PHHHT... Continue the last line for a while